Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Its fun and not more than that for *********SMS

  1. • Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (luv), what u get, u don't njoy (marriage), what u njoy is not permanent (girl friend), what is permanent is boring (wife)

    • Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.

    • True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever…

    • Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

    • Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

    • Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

    • 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you ove but you can always love the person you trust.

    • When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts

    • I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

    • Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I.

    • Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

    • Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

    • Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've found luv.

    • Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

    • Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’

    • On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.

    • If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.

    • Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

    • Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.

    • Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia!

    • We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.

    • I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

    • Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
    Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

    • If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

    • Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

    • Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
    Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

    • What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

    • Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

    • People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

    • Banta: What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    Banta: What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.


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